R.I.P. Nintendo Wii (Part One)
Or at least the one that I bought at launch coming up on four years ago. After months of the disc drive sounding more and more like a fucking wood-chipper, I was finally fed up with not being able to plug the damn thing in without getting an error screen. The final straw was when the system refused to read my Smash Bros. Brawl disc and kept crapping out when I was trying to watch shit on Netflix. Something had to be done…but what?
Oh right, call Nintendo and chew their asses out.