Halloween 2012 (Video): I Hope You Don’t Feel Like You Need to Sleep Any Time Soon.

Featuring an uncomfortable amount of K’s, King Koopa’s Kool Kartoons was a real thing that happened briefly in the early 90’s on local channels across Southern California. In it, some smelly old alcoholic dressed in a Bowser costume would violate his parole by hanging out with a bunch of kids, showing the little tikes cartoons and handing out Nintendo presents before taking them to his “warp zone”.

Hit the jump to check out the intro.

Creepy, right? Huh. Y’know, I just realized how great it would if this show were sponsored by Kool menthol cigarettes.