Shigeru Miyamoto, DEAD at 64.

No, not really but in completely unrelated news, Nintendo has finally caved in to absolutely no demand and will begin offering unfulfilled plus-size girls and teenage boys in denial yet another way to disappoint their parents with the release of the new “clitoral pink” 3DS.

No word yet on a North American release but this yummy new shade will be kicking that closet door open and embracing stereotypes in Japan this October.

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